I happen to like "Jennifer Dances". I say this knowing that it was meant to be a terrible song; I say this as a snobby high school English teacher who only reads high-brow literature; and I say this as someone who knows when bad writing is really bad. I still remember standing way up high in the CCCC (we could see the whole arena from where we were), hearing "Jennifer Dances" for the first time and thinking, "Damn, there has to be someone here named Jennifer dancing her ass off right now!"