It just hit me, my brother just saw his first.....um the author of the book - this past Friday night August 30th at DUCKS PARK - - - and and I was with him. Heee heee hee!! In 30 years as a band, Phish has only performed ______ twenty five times LIVE in concert. I mistakenly said to Todd that he saw IT once before at Red Rocks in 1993, but I was drooling wrong wooooo woo woooo! Sorry, Todd. I was wrong. The proof is in the STATS. THIS was your phirst, um, your first meeting with the author of the book ever! Congratulations!!

The fact is, grown men were crying at Duck's Sporting Goods Park last Friday night as Trey broke into ________ a song written about a great man.....just three songs into set one. Todd and I were two of the balling shirtless men. You see, this great person - he was a prophet. I mean he is a prophet. I mean, he is the author of the book and his name is..... He is the one who wrote the helping phriendly book. He only comes out of his cave once every few years....... in this case once in 2013, once in 2011, once in 2009, once in 1999 and one fateful evening on 10/31/95 at Rosemont Horizon for MY first _________. And it was back in 1995 when I first heard Trey talk about THE BOOK that changed me forever - he talked about the great man who wrote the book. You see, THE BOOK, the book, the thing that his great person wrote, explains exactly why PHISH is on Earth. This great author is the supreme god of the sky and the author of the BOOK. All of life's questions can be answered by simply reading the book - written by the great and knowledgeable ICCCCCULUSSSS!!!!